FUS RO DAH
Иногда просто невозможно понять людей, они меня смешат больше чем вся эта психопатическая жизнь. Каждый день я получаю непонятные письма на своем майл.русском почтовом ящике, включая просьбы стать друзьями по переписке, рекламу, просьбы о деньгах (причем немалых) и прочая и прочая. Но сегодняшнее письмо до такой степени рассмешило меня, что я не удержалась и ответила ему. Вот такое было письмо:
Hello Friend
How are you? My name is Omid, I am a 30 single male from Iran. I'm going to marry a Russian girl but the problem is, yet there is no bride! So if you help me to find her, I would be grateful. But what kind of bride I like? Let me see... She is going to be beautiful, age between 25 to 30, she is going to be so kind and lovely and has golden dreams in her mind. She's going to be always in good mood and high spirit. She should care more for love than anything else in this world. But what I will have and what I will give her in return? My whole life... isn't that enough? Anyway, I'm sure you can find her quickly and easily because many Russian girls have the same characteristics I wrote. Of course I won't forget your kind help and you'll get an expensive present when you come to our wedding. No, I'm not kidding.
So, do your best and see the result.
Bye
Omid
Кстати, если кто-то не знает инглиша в достаточной степени, я готова перевести для вас это прекраснейшее творение!
Hello Friend
How are you? My name is Omid, I am a 30 single male from Iran. I'm going to marry a Russian girl but the problem is, yet there is no bride! So if you help me to find her, I would be grateful. But what kind of bride I like? Let me see... She is going to be beautiful, age between 25 to 30, she is going to be so kind and lovely and has golden dreams in her mind. She's going to be always in good mood and high spirit. She should care more for love than anything else in this world. But what I will have and what I will give her in return? My whole life... isn't that enough? Anyway, I'm sure you can find her quickly and easily because many Russian girls have the same characteristics I wrote. Of course I won't forget your kind help and you'll get an expensive present when you come to our wedding. No, I'm not kidding.
So, do your best and see the result.
Bye
Omid
Кстати, если кто-то не знает инглиша в достаточной степени, я готова перевести для вас это прекраснейшее творение!
