Заранее прошу прощения, что пост на английском. В день моего двадцатилетия ко мне пришло вдохновение написать укороченную версию моей странной биографии, описанной в моих книгах и корках правого полушария моего головного мозга. В общем, наслаждайтесь творением!
Oh my. This has been a very long journey, which, without any doubt, still continues. I started off my childhood as a student of a Cat King named Oliver that was succeed by a highly intelligent cat/human English teacher Tamara Viktorovna Kuskova-Prohorova. Starting at six and ending at 12 years of old I served as a Sailor Warrior using the Moon energy and took up the name of Sailor Moon. For six years straight I fought the battle against various demons sent to Earth from outer space. At the age of 12, I had to abandon my position among the Warrior class, as I received the most prestigious offer of study at one of the recognized schools of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Hogwarts. There I got enrolled into the House of Slytherin, dated Draco Malfoy, took ballet lessons from his mother, Narcissa, and continuously interfered with adventures of infamous trinity: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley. Before I could finish the Wizardry school, my world was destroyed by an Apocalypse, and I found out that my parents were elves from a land called Filodreon. I rebelled against joining my ancestry in their homeland. Instead, despised as an Orc Rogue, I worked on various missions in the deserts of Origmar, Darkspear. Finally, I have come to serve as a high language programmer as the starship USS Enterprise, under the command of Capitan Kirk. Also, currently I am having a highly illogical, according to Vulcan standards, affair with Mr.Spock. At the same time, I am desperately struggling with my human emotional side and trying to perfect my logical skills in order to understand my Vulcan love better. This is my up-to-date short biography based on the books I have written and the sick imagination pictures of my dirty mind. To be continued...
Even a shorter summary:
Cat Land Representative ( my imagination ) -> Salilor Moon( yay to Japanese animation! ) -> Harry Potter ( JK Rowling (c) ) -> Filodreon, Apocalypse ( my imagination ) -> Origmar, Darkspear ( World of Warcraft (c) ) -> Star Trek ( Leonard Nimoy / Mr.Spock is the love of my life!!!)